Faster Tests, Postponed Olympics & States on Lockdown | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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    A look at the day’s updates in the coronavirus pandemic, from faster tests finally rolling out in the U.S. and states addressing the mask shortage, to restrictions on going out in pairs in Germany and a postponed Tokyo Olympics. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #DesiLydic
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    1. JayBirdFPV !

      Come on man! quit bashing our president. That’s what’s really wrong with our country today.

    2. Jade Purp

      Great mix of comedy and sensitivity. Great job!

    3. John Sadiq

      Please add laugh track, the jokes will be 10 times funnier if added

    4. Gayl0rd332

      why does this feel like a movie with very bad acting

    5. Brad Eakin

      Not nearly as funny without the laugh track. The lack of talent on full display.

    6. Hefesto

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="390">6:30</a> this police is in spain this is catalonia and they speak catalan

    7. Prob_io

      God you killed me brother

    8. Eric Mendenhall

      Trevor noah is painfully unfunny

    9. Spooky Salem

      Willing toilet paper to their grandchildren? That's pretty optimistic homie lol

    10. Mister Roar

      Trever Noah 2020

    11. Scott Hart

      Does anyone really think this guy is funny? Literally the worst comedian/late night host I've ever seen. Thanks affirmative action.

    12. Cate Brooks

      Petty, narcissistic Trump needs to be booted out! Maybe right now... he's endangering millions of lives by his inaction, misactions, and greedy self centeredness. I don't care if he's eventually doing what's needed: it's HIS fault it's as bad as it in the U.S.

    13. BIGWooDaGAiN

      I could not understand the Reporters question at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="510">8:30</a> and what Trump hast answered. Please help me out, thank you!

    14. Pedro Guida

      Man, shave, get dressed and be proper.

    15. Corey Godwin

      They cut the result time down to 45 minutes but we can't find the cure in 1 week

    16. Michelle King

      LMAO... she said "main city"... "alabama city"... "america city" lmao.... hilarious

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    18. shahid hussain

      You can use water instead of toilet paper.... Taught by Islam.. The Righteous religion

    19. OfficiallyEdi

      I love how Trevor has done the best of the late night talk show hosts with adapting to the in-home FIsels creator style updates. I really appreciate the fact that he's taking this seriously and is still able to fit hit style of informative comedy into segments like these. Thank you, Trevor & Trevor's team.

    20. Jamie Horne

      My step dad's birthday and he was gifted with four rolls of toilet paper

    21. Queenstar Abekah

      Can Trevor Noah like marry me?!❤️🤷🏾‍♀️ I love you so much!

    22. Agbor Ayancha

      The lady 😂😂😂

    23. Arjav Patni

      Trump is a joke and has made the USA a joke in front of the world.

    24. Robin Smith

      Some cloud jokes please.

    25. Moot Point

      The best

    26. Chelsea ちぇるしい

      The only source of news I appreciate right now. Your humor makes dreadful stuff easier to accept.

    27. Chathushka Subasinghe

      Hey Trevor.. if you are running out of toilet papers you can use water.. 😎 dont worry.. 😋

    28. deseray Dugan

      We have alot in common i would love to hangout for a day conversations about GOD and science ...and climate change..topics i would love to hear your own opinion and to just break down some shit i cant wrap my head around things that drive me crazy on a daily basis.. THE WORLD AND WHY ITS SO BACKWARDS?? Help me to make it make sense!!! Ex: why do we punish hard for light crimes and light punishment for hard crimes?#mindofaoverthinker 😕

    29. Teresa Rowe

      “I almost spanked him bcuz I thought he said a bad word” !! Lol

    30. Kashyap Goswami

      don't you have any vidoes of Indian police

    31. ANUBHA JAIN

      Why is the volume level so messed up in the daily show videos sometimes? Like I have the volume on full blast and yet all I hear is a murmur

    32. Thragon68

      yet another brilliant person misusing their energy.... Consider you don't know all that's really going on. Consider the "info" you're getting from the media is overblown...it's not like they haven't been guilty of that in the past. Consider the president wants to tell you more but there are sensitive operations going on around the world and here in America.... Consider that if he did tell you something, the media would accuse him of being crazy or lying... as they do regularly... Consider there is something called military intelligence, actual persons investigating things, which the likes of you think are conspiracy theory....like you were taught to.... Consider there are groups, organizations that fund terrorists and plan pandemics...Consider most mainstream media outlets are heinous complicit in this operation....Consider it is a real virus but not spread organically, but being spread manually by these operatives...Consider the president knows this and the military knows this and the operations around the world are to put a halt to this manufactured pandemic....hence, why he wasn't worried, because they had a plan to stop it....Consider the lockdown is to help prevent further cases of infection as well as keep people out of harm's way as the operations unfold...Consider there is a cure and has been administered worldwide...look up at the chemtrails above you.....Consider all the troops sent to Europe recently -30,000 U S troops and 7000 troops from other countries. What could they be doing as the media is silent on it"....Consider all those troops not wearing any protective gear against this virus....There is so much more to reality than you allow yourselves to consider.... Truth is stranger than fiction

    33. Karen Eggenschwiler

      How about reporting on Switzerland? How is your dad?

    34. Janelle Atkinson

      That was an fracking amazing accent that you did for the Italian part.

    35. Joze Francizko

      Her roots are showing, and I'm not talking about her ancestry. 😁

    36. Joze Francizko

      Self-Quarantining: You can smell your own farts only...not others'. 🤭

    37. Joze Francizko

      How Horrible To Be Stuck At Home With Your Own Kids !!! 😝

    38. Joze Francizko

      "The Great Trumpression"

    39. Joze Francizko

      It would be difficult to "wipe yourself" with a "calculator"...It might "multiply" on your fingers !!! Yikes !!!

    40. Joze Francizko

      New COVID19 Symptoms: "A Lack of Sense of Smell" ...and "A Lack of Life." 😬

    41. Beverly Adams

      I know Trevor doesn't have any control over the ads that come up during his show on FIsels but the Epoch Times just had an ad and it was just...bizarre.

    42. Hajara Hamza

      That's right. An entire bus in India goes into lockdown"🤣🤣🤣🤣

    43. Nicky Nattanuch

      Now I understand why the Italian mobsters are the legendary gangster.

    44. Kudzai Ryan Kafesu

      Trevor sounds less funny without the studio audience 🤔

    45. Michael Ham

      I feel like trevor is less funny without the audience laughing.

    46. Troy Truong

      My 4 yoa nephew knows all states capital within a week after i bought him a US puzzle map. He can recite all states in abc order! I cant even name 3 states in order. Lol

    47. Debra Williams

      WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD OF BEEN A MOTHER WHO BABY SIT THEIR WHO KIDS, THAT'S HOW THE BABY SITTERS FEELS WHIL SOME FAMILY IS AT WORK. AND THEIR KIDS IS BEHAVING WITH BABY SITTERS, WHO IS TAKING CARE OF THEM....BY GIVING BABY SITTERS LOTS OF , STRESS AND BLOOD PRESSURE. ....CORONAVIRUS IS TEACHING MOST OF US PARENTS HOW IT FEELS WHEN TEACHERS OF THESE CHILDREN ALL DAY, BABIES, TODDLERS, INFANTS AND TEENAGERS....TRAIN UP KIDS PROPERLY AND WHEN THERE'S A CORONAVIRUS LIKE THIS, THE HOUSE WITH KIDS WILL NOT BE A ZOO OR WAR ZONES...CORONAVIRUS IS A LESSON TO TO EVERYONE TO APPRECIATE WHAT GOD GIVE. US ON EARTH OR GOD WILL DESTROY....EXACTLY WHAT GOD IS DOING. NO ONE APPRECIATE GOD ABOVE, OR THE LONG LIFE GOD GAVE MOST OF US. REMEMBER IS GOD, PUT US TO SLEEP AND WAKE US UP IN THE MORNING TO GO TO WORK AND HAVE A HEALTHY BRAIN, AND TO BE WISE WITH KNOWLEDGE....REMEMBER NO COUNTRY IS POWERFUL OR NO ONE ON EARTH OR MEN IS POWERFUL. BUT GOD THE MAN ABOVE... GOD IS VERY ANGRY WITH THE WORLD ON THE EARTH AND THE WICKED PEOPLE ON EARTH.

    48. Debra Williams

      FRIGGING LYING CORRUPT NONSENSE PHARAOH THE LYING LEADER WRITING KIN JONG UN'S , THAT PHARAOH WILL IN THE CORONAVIRUS REALLY COMMANDER OF THIEF?????...PHARAOH THE COMMANDER OF THIEF CANNOT HELP USA AND ESPECIALLY NEW YORK CITY WITH ENOUGH VENTILATORS MUCH LESS...PHARAOH THE LYING COMMANDER WANT TO HELP ANOTHER COUNTRY WHAT FRIGGING BC...JACKASS...??????

    49. Debra Williams

      PHARAOH THE LYING COMMANDER OF THIEF PHARAOH THE USA LEADER DOESN'T CARE ABOUT REPUBLICAN REPUBLICAN ROMNEY. HE IS SICK WITH CORONAVIRUS...THAT MEANS THE WHITE HOUSE IS CONTAMINATED WITH CORONAVIRUS. CORRUPT REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT TELL THE TRUTH FRIGGING LIARS.

    50. Debra Williams

      TRUE THAT. NEW YORK CITY, NEEDS TO FRIGGING OFF THE FRIGGING STREETS AND FIND SOMETHING TO DO INSIDE THEIR HOME. DO BE OUTSIDE unless IS TYE SUPER MARRKETS, PHARMACY , OR GOING TO WORK, NURSES. OR NUSES AIDES, AND HOSPITALS. GET OFF THE FRIGGING STREETS AND STOP SPREAD CORONAVIRUS O. NEW YORK CITY STREETS...

    51. Jamie ModelVsDirector

      😭😭😭😂😂😂

    52. Aaron Seet

      So she's the one who stole my t-shirt.

    53. Norm Ramspeck

      Please fix your mic I can barely hear you

    54. Shannon C

      Thank you so much for still being there, Trevor! It lightens things up and maintains the right kind of normalcy.

    55. Scorpius Jones

      Desi is freaking hilarious 😄

    56. Zo Lbz

      lmao go play video games

    57. Elisabeth

      You ppl wanted kids, now CHOKE on them. I have a Rotti and I love being with him. I have a huge yard. A private beach near by. I take lots of naps. Treats. I love it. I was prepared for this forever

    58. Elisabeth

      Your accent is adorable

    59. ALarson323

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="227">3:47</a> Correction: Jolly Green Giant would be out there selling his KIDNEY BEANS! Haha

    60. ABBAdeius

      i want a drink- now!

    61. Lina Rathod

      That

    62. Lina Rathod

      It wount happen in kenya either...police acting like goons ...Trevor...u should touch on what

    63. mayankaism

      #TrevorForPresident

    64. latropajaleosa

      I am glad you are practicing solidarity. What the country needs is just another person looking for a lack of solidarity. As if you know everything... I can't watch you again!!!

    65. Lucy Yeager

      Just shared the Desi video chat with my 9 year old - thanks for the belly laughs. I also wanted him to hear from an intelligent male role model - thank you Mr. Noah!

    66. Shivam Chaturvedi

      Just me or is Trevor's audio too low?

    67. Newton Newton

      oh oh corona lolll

    68. Lanfeartyve

      I'm Desi!! Help me!

    69. MolecularPTSDNeuroscience

      Good day Mr. Noah, My name is Nicole and I am an undergraduate student who is also a researcher. I found this exciting opportunity for all researchers and people, to use their skills and volunteer to help other scientists working directly with COVID 19. I think this is wonderful, and I intend to volunteer my time. Let the scientific community band together, and do what we do best, use science to help the world. Even if your not a scientist you can still help volunteer! If you could share this on your show I feel it would help people in this time of crisis, maybe even mitigate social isolation one feels during social distancing. This would be really helpful to share and help each other. crowdfightcovid19.org/volunteers Thank you for your time and consideration Mr. Noah

    70. WolfMan831

      The Tokyo Olympics getting delayed is sad since the games is the way for Japan to show how much they recovered from 2011 Earthquake, Tsunami, and Nuclear Diaster.

    71. Clara Freise

      I am German and have never seen a person in lederhosen 😂

    72. mayan camera

      TREVOR ...u lighten up our lives and light up our days with funnies...love u much.. A NATIVE NEW YORKER

    73. bhram

      I just watch his shows to hear his laughter. Its contagious ! 🤣

    74. EL Plagua

      Look at all the reporter's reactions when they heard him take that classless cheap shot at Romney 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    75. mob psych

      sounds kinda weird without the laughter in the background🤔😆

    76. Luis Alejandro Lopez Camacho

      Are those big balls behind Trevor just lamps?

    77. Suzanne Barzee

      He is such a goof. Love his silliness.

    78. MING LEE

      Fuck the Corna virus

    79. Ady Dix9

      educational video with humour 😂👍🏻

    80. Kicki Free

      Or can you imagine having Trump singing and dancing for us UGH! PUKE!