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    Tell me, why are there so many rules on the etiquette of bodily functions?
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    1. oiuet souiu

      "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

    2. miko foin

      got their own interests and tastes in funny memes, but sometimes funny things are also universal.

    3. misolou fout

      As usual, ISMO knocks it out of the park !!! Love me some ISMO !!!

    4. nieooj gotoy

      As usual, ISMO knocks it out of the park !!! Love me some ISMO !!!

    5. Rasmus Pekkanen

      LUE TÄMÄ VIESTI SE ON TÄRKEÄ EIKÄ VIE PALJOA AIKAASI :) Oletko kuullut jo hyvät uutiset? Jos et niin anna minun kertoa: Joh. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="196">3:16</a> " Sillä niin on Jumala maailmaa rakastanut, että hän antoi ainokaisen Poikansa, ettei yksikään, joka häneen uskoo, hukkuisi, vaan hänellä olisi iankaikkinen elämä." Ehkä ajattelet että miksi kirjoitin tämän tänne. Siksi koska koko maailman täytyy kuulla Jeesuksesta ja evankeliumista. Mutta aloitetaan. Jeesus kuoli syntiesi tähden, ja hän haluaa yhteyden kanssasi. Room. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="609">10:9</a> "Sillä jos sinä tunnustat suullasi Jeesuksen Herraksi ja uskot sydämessäsi, että Jumala on hänet kuolleista herättänyt, niin sinä pelastut" Luota Jeesukseen tänään pelastuaksesi! 1. Tunnusta että olet syntinen. (Room. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="190">3:10</a>) 2. Kadu syntejäsi (mielenmuutos) ja ole halukas tekemään parannus vanhasta syntielämästä. (Apt. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1050">17:30</a>) 3. Usko että Jeesus kuoli puolestasi, haudattiin ja nousi kolmantena päivänä kuolleista. (Room. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="609">10:9</a>-10) 4. Hanki raamattu jos sinulla ei sellaista vielä ole. Lue sitä, noudata sitä ja kysy opastusta ja neuvoa rukouksen avulla äläkä anna kenenkään eksyttää sinua. 5. Rukouksen kautta, puhu Jeesukselle ja kutsu hänet elämääsi ja sydämeesi pelastajaksesi ja herraksesi. 6. Mene kasteelle (Apt. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="158">2:38</a>) Muista hyvät teot eivät pelasta sinua. Me olemme pelastuneet uskon ja armon kautta, luottaen 100% Herramme Jeesukseen Kristukseen pelastuaksemme. (Jes. 6<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="246">4:6</a>) Hyvät teot seuraavat luonnollisesti kun tuotamme pyhän hengen hedelmiä ja kasvamme uskossamme (Gal. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="322">5:22</a>-23) Voit rukoilla vaikka tähän tapaan: Rakas Jumala, Tiedän että olen syntinen. Ja minä pyydän anteeksiantoasi. Minä uskon että kuolit syntieni tähden ja nousit kuolleista. Minä luotan ja seuraan sinua pelastajajani ja herranani. Opasta minua ja auta minua tekemään tahtosi. Jeesuksen nimeen. Amen. Muista että tämä rukous ei pelasta sinua. Vain Jeesus pelastaa, mutta jos rukoilit tämän rukouksen nöyrällä sydämellä. Tervetuloa mahtavalle seikkailulle Jeesuksen kanssa! Muista myös mennä kasteelle Jeesuksen nimeen ja kertoa muille uskostasi :). Jeesus on tulossa pian takaisin ja meidän tulee olla valmiina ja kieltää itsemme ja omat himomme ja seurata Jeesusta. Jumalan siunausta sinulle!

      1. misolou fout

        Hyvää settie jälleen kerran. 5/5

    6. Soinas Doyi

      covering coughs are as useless as covering farts

      1. nieooj gotoy

        Aahh, the ol' Ice House in Pasadena. A well known place for famous comedians to make their start in comedy.

    7. artolauri

      * Tosia siis Arto Lauri FIsels massiivinen kanava tilaukseen. Siis tosiaan itselle ja kavereille myös.

      1. miko foin

        "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

    8. eioshen boboi

      Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

      1. Soinas Doyi

        Make it longer . Do a special

    9. afutla qian

      Oh, the observations...

    10. Michael Mitchell

      OMG!! Pure genius. The best comics always take the most mundane aspects of life and make them larger than life, and there in is the humor!

      1. eioshen boboi

        I was expecting him to make the joke about how he it used to be so that he has to cough to hide his farts, but nowadays he has to fart to hide his coughs.

    11. Apina Ihminen

      Suomi

    12. davidson2727what

      Thanks Ismo, you made covid seem a little further away today.

      1. afutla qian

        I think Ismo has changed his mind about farts and coughs, which one is worse... 🦠

    13. sotuur aeei

      "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

    14. Prince Cobra

      you are brilliant my friend! I applaud you

    15. Rothe8

      Actually covid19 can spread through feces contact, so farts might just be dangerous too...

    16. MiscStuff

      Coughing and sneezing to your hand can actually get people killed nowadays while farting to your hand does not.

      1. sotuur aeei

        Remember to fart in your sleeve.

    17. Trey's SOH

      I'm dead. This guy is my favorite, him and Anthony jeselnik

    18. huttio srreu

      Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

    19. raitiovainu

      Nowadays its vice to cover your cough by fart

    20. Fresh Avocado

      "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

      1. huttio srreu

        fisels.info/video/videot/qF3ImNWHZaCYfmg.html

    21. Sam's video

      Hyvää settie jälleen kerran. 5/5

    22. Michael Pecarich Health

      Aahh, the ol' Ice House in Pasadena. A well known place for famous comedians to make their start in comedy.

    23. Al Reillys Catalyst

      Please come to Toronto My friend from Finland introduced me to your stuff & I can't wait for each new post!!

    24. Mayiar Alkurdi

      Make it longer . Do a special

    25. bssni touir

      Good as always!

    26. SimoExMachina2

      I was expecting him to make the joke about how he it used to be so that he has to cough to hide his farts, but nowadays he has to fart to hide his coughs.

      1. raimliks

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    27. Soul Surfer

      I think Ismo has changed his mind about farts and coughs, which one is worse... 🦠

    28. 🌍 Mister No

      And bless you for posting a new video! Hopefully we'll see a special soon..

      1. 🌍 Mister No

        @bssni touir Haven't heard of him, i'll check it out, thanks.

      2. bssni touir

        Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

    29. Omni

      Voi vittu Ismo nyt taas :D

    30. Citadel of winds

      Farting will become socially acceptable when word gets around that farts kill the C virus. There will be small, low level brownish clouds to be found gently wafting wherever people gather in numbers... and people will nod approvingly.

    31. MotorGoblin

      Remember to fart in your sleeve.

    32. jambomambo

      Sopii hetkeen!

    33. Zan Marsenic

      Ismo for a new president of W.H.O.

      1. raimliks

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    34. Sebastian Cervantes

      This video editing is on point !

    35. bebina

      After a fart, I say saatana! 🤣

    36. pippo spano

      Actually someone came up with a device to cover farts. It was called piritera or vanvera and it was really a thing www.vesuviolive.it/ultime-notizie/44488-video-cose-piritera/ fisels.info/video/videot/qF3ImNWHZaCYfmg.html

    37. Jari Kuiri

      😂😉

    38. pijesz

      Nowadays you'll get death stare if you sneeze or cough.

    39. J F

      These days farts are a lot better than coughs though.

    40. Marko Penttinen

      Farts are innocent. sneezes spread diseases!

      1. Seneca Nzallanute

        agreed! farts have an undeserved bad rep!!

    41. Larry Harris

      I never say "bless you" after someone sneezes because it is stupid.

    42. Alex Adrianov

      I actually always say "Bless you" when someone farts. And then they usually say "I wasn't sneezing", and to that I reply "I know". The levels of embarassement are just astonishing.

      1. Zacharias Proenca

        @raimliks self promo poika

      2. raimliks

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      3. Iiris Säkkinen

        @Zacharias Proenca uijjui suomalaisia täällä

      4. Zacharias Proenca

        @aika moinen suomi perkele

      5. aika moinen

        incredible

    43. Matti Gröhn

      Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

    44. Chris Derrickson

      As usual, ISMO knocks it out of the park !!! Love me some ISMO !!!

    45. Marianne

      I have noticed the clever structure you have created in your jokes. First you show a couple of examples about "normal things" and then you say either your observation, theory or change the point of view (or a mix of those mentioned). You are also very good at presenting them, you don't go too quickly and explain them in detail. Now this of course sounds very scientific, but I personally think it works really well and your comedy always cheers me up. We got taught at the University of Helsinki that positive and funny things, such as a short joyful clip from a movie helps create the right kind of chill atmosphere which is useful for learning, and that it is especially important for the teacher to get their daily dose of laughter because the pupils more or less unconsciously mirror the feelings from the teacher. So thank you for taking a part in creating more good feelings and vibes! Everyone's got their own interests and tastes in funny memes, but sometimes funny things are also universal.

      1. raimliks

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    46. Raffael900me

      We need ISMO on JRE

    47. ImmortalDuke

      F U u d ?

    48. jairdabrini

      (As a kid) I once farted so loud & long while visiting some friends of my parents in their apartment that my mother asked them if someone was drilling in the building. Noone appreciated my talent and the effort put into mimicking a drilling repair job being done in the flat above us so perfectly as to fool my own mother. I answered her: "No, that was me farting" and the mood got really awkward from there... Unfortunately this is a true story.

      1. Seneca Nzallanute

        I do! And so did the Salerno School of Medicine, the oldest medical school in the world, when they wrote 'tuba culis, sanitas corporis' that is 'the trumpets of the butt are the health of the body'...

      2. jairdabrini

        @Wombat Maybe if I start on the lactose products again? Too bad there wasn't an achievement unlocked that I could put in my Curriculum Vitae.

      3. Wombat

        I appreciate your skill. Hopefully you'll be able to let loose a drilling of that magnitude once more some day.

    49. fintux

      Earlier: You cover up the farts by coughing loudly. 2020: You cover up the coughing by farting loudly.

      1. S̴a̴t̴i̴v̴a̴

        fintux hahahahahahahahahagahah

      2. Raizel Flames

        Best comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      3. vertti niskanen

        oh shit never heard of that, so original!!

      4. ensign

        Yeah, just like ISMO wrote on Facebook, 21st of March, 8.43PM. Nice job dude!

      5. Kylana

        @Kissa Putkessa What's the matter with you? Had a bad day?

    50. Enjoy Max

      Farts can kill if you really blow them out in a knee clamps somebody face 😹 WTF! Good luck 👍

    51. Näkökulma Oikealta

      Neroin koomikko Suomessa 👍

      1. Wombat

        Todellakin. Ismoon verrattuna ehkä Suomen toisiks suosituin koomikko, Sami Hedberg ei osaa muuta kun hassuja ilmeitä ja ääniä ja keskinkertasta teini-ikäsiin vetoavaa huumoria.

    52. **

      It feels better to lift the leg up

    53. Mikey McMikeFace

      Moar!!!

    54. kipponi

      Tää oli taas hyvä. Miksei pieruja peitetä kädellä? Sepä se ihmisten käyttäytymiset on aika ihmeellisiä ja tämäkin varmaan tuhansia vuosia tehty noin eli käsi suun eteen yskäistessä. Mulle on tehty näitä nyrkkipieruja. Pieraistaan käteen ja viedään jonkun naaman eteen. Onneksi vaan lapsuudessa Ha ha.

      1. kipponi

        @MinimiMax Lähdettä ettei pierut levitä tautia? Lavantautia tai norovirusta? Voi tietysti olla, että pitää ripuloida housuihin ensin. Vitsi on silti hauska.

      2. kipponi

        @MinimiMax Lähdettä ettei pierut levitä tautia? Lavantautia tai norovirusta? Voi tietysti olla, että pitää ripuloida housuihin ensin.

      3. MinimiMax

        Koska pierut ei levitä tauteja. Sen aivastuksen ja yskän peittämisen idea on juurikin se että mitä pöpöjä sieltä lähteekään niin ne ei pääsisi lentämään minnekään.

    55. bambit08

      Kiitos Ismo .... we need a global laugh right now.❤️🇫🇮❤️

      1. Mikey McMikeFace

        Kyllä!

    56. Habzno

      🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

    57. ChokDK Danmark

      "Silently but deathly"

    58. thescottallen

      I say "bless you" after farts. I think it's hilarious lol. People always give me a confused look, and I just laugh :D

      1. Steven Kelby

        Bless you.

      2. That One Guitar Guy

        I also do this!

      3. Chris Derrickson

        Thescottallen...what the fuck ?!?

      4. JaskaPower

        I think we could get along very nicely :D

    59. Jack _

      Well in this day you have to cover your coughs with farts if you want to survive...

    60. Meghraj Ch

      the video felt like you really farted on stage 🤣

      1. timomastosalo

        Maybe that's why he has this joke available. When the need arises...

      2. Meghraj Ch

        @Pentti Hilkuri thanks for clarifying mate, the fart police from finland are on their way to fartcuff you to firson

      3. Pentti Hilkuri

        If you got a smell that might have been me, sorry.

    61. sami silverman

      he got a point

    62. Geralt of Rivia

      But just like letters farts can be silent.

      1. Big E

        Silent but violent

      2. Veroni Ka

        ... But deadly

      3. timomastosalo

        The silent killers

      4. Chris Derrickson

        God bless you !

      5. Sk1re

        we need a system with silent numbers and silent farts

    63. tokslut

      Anal coughing / Anal sneezing works the same way!

    64. Garik Hakobyan

      ISMOOOOOO!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣 Brother we definitely could use more of these videos, please upload more. God bless you

    65. Hamid

      covering coughs are as useless as covering farts

    66. Abdul T.

      Now farting would be way much nicer and better than a cough or sneezing... We will miss the days when people say bless you after a sneeze.. Now if you sneeze they will say Fuck You! 😂

    67. Derpster

      You don't have to say god bless you because the fart itself is the blessing.

      1. Wombat

        We have a saying in Finland: If you hold your fart you have something else to hide as well.

    68. Mary LeBlanc

      So good! LOL!!!

    69. Veroni Ka

      Hahaha dude xD

    70. Henri Aho

      Ei Saatana

      1. timomastosalo

        Totta - tää on Ismo

      2. Mikey McMikeFace

        Ei niin. Ismo!

    71. Giffi

      Taas laadukasta niinkuin yleensä.

    72. raafmaat

      Can you please release your english shows in full somewhere? just sell it like digital copies for like 10 bucks, i'd buy them all!

      1. Fairytaledragon

        @llssneN I know that. I'm finnish. 😉 I was just curious what kind of explanation I would get. I'm talking the thruth. I'm 100 % finnish. 🙂

      2. llssneN

        Again, this is trolling. Don't believe everything you see on the internet, people.

      3. Mikey McMikeFace

        @llssneN Lies. I was once taxed 90 % and on top of that there was a further 5-percent social security payment, so I only got to keep the remaining five percent of my salary.

      4. llssneN

        @Mikey McMikeFace Never 80%. He was trolling.

      5. Mikey McMikeFace

        @llssneN No. Here in Finland the socialist government takes all your money!

    73. Virginie Jorion

      Fantastic !

    74. Black Rod

      Brilliant as usual, ISMO. Very nice to see new content. :D

      1. raimliks

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    75. Oscar Nemo

      Oh, the observations...

    76. ChrisWFS

      Sadly at the moment farts are definitely way better than coughs...

      1. Toxxdf

        Fart is always better than cough because I don't think anyone has gotten sick from a fart. Felt sick for sure if they're sissies.

      2. FinskaRS

        @Wezzz you are fucking nasty

      3. Citadel of winds

        Someone will inevitably start bottling farts and selling them online as cures for the C virus.

      4. Markus Porkkala

        Earlier you had to cough to cover a fart, but now days you gotta fart to cover cough.

      5. Wezzz

        I would take atleast 5 farts in my mouth than corona virus. Even 6 farts if i'm drunk!

    77. Tommi Vainionpää

      Good as always!

    78. GentlemanCriminal

      Hahaha I'm the 1st

      1. timomastosalo

        @GoldSkula Well, if she wants, I'll thank you. I'll follow her mood: though three might take some time, I'm not 20 anymore I'll say you suggested it. What comes to my previous comment I'm puzzled, because there is nothing mean it, on the contrary. It's a life saving experience, I went through it in -93. It's not about joining some club (like a church), but meeting life itself, which everything living reflects. There's no need to bow to any man or woman. More like God makes you free of that. If you only accept to be free. But that's not an obligation - it's a gift. Would you shout such greetings to a guy handing you a hand from a lifeboat when you're in freezing waters? You don't have to grab the hand of course - by why insult someone who wants to help? Or like do you ridicule newborn kids, or flowers for living? And relax, I'm not pushing you to take any decision - just telling help is alwways available, if one day the need arises.

      2. GoldSkula

        @timomastosalo and fuck you three

      3. GoldSkula

        @Aftersex Highfives well fuck you too

      4. Mikey McMikeFace

        @Aftersex Highfives up yours

      5. timomastosalo

        God was first. And will be the last, hopefully with you too. God bless you