r/Choosingbeggars "I WIll Buy Your New Mac Book Pro for $0"

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    r/Choosingbeggars Ever wonder how choosing beggars try to buy new computers? Well, its pretty simple, really. Basically they just demand a ridiculously low price and then cuss the seller out when they inevitably refuse. Capitalism in action! If you like this video, subscribe for more funny Reddit content!
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    Kommentteja

    1. CME Gordy

      rSlash I do not have a reddit account or know anything really about it but I have a story you can use. Many years ago my father was the manger of a pizza joint in santa fe texas which people in the area know very well. So onto the story My father was just working and they got a phone call as they do and he picks up the phone to a karen whom had earlier ordered a double cheese and double pepperoni pizza. She says "can I speak to the manager?" he goes "I am the manager how can I help you?" (karen) "Yes I ordered this pizza and it's really greasy; like their is a puddle of grease on it." (manager) "yeah what about it?" (karen) "That's not healthy now is it?" (manager) " No it's pizza." (karen rage mode) (yelling jibberish) (manger) (hangs up). Not the best story but still kinda funny to see the idiocy in these people because she was going to try to get a free pizza by claiming it was unhealthy seriously how dumb can a person be is what I would say but I have listened too a bunch of your videos and have heard worse.

    2. TheBarrelracer00

      Have y’all seen this?? It works! ref.surveyjunkies.co/lilygirl00

    3. Franoshka Telemaque

      Watch the kids ??? 🤣

    4. Autumn

      Artist exposure = gallery spots. Not some crap-pastes’ living room where no one will see it.

    5. Cinnamon Sun

      8:08 you’ll never take me Alive Coppers!

    6. Michael Mcdowell

      I would have kept the deposit for labor and deleted that shit

    7. Scott Hurr

      OMG... I'm an independent artist so I've had so many of those messages. Usually on Facebook. The Laptop story reminded me of something. I have some Fantastic friends who hand down their electronic equipment whenever they upgrade. Really sweet people but they get some Serious choosing beggars. People getting upset and whining because they're not Actually getting given the latest tech, demanding they upgrade sooner, or literal begging. They Get Nothing. But my laptop died recently and I cannot afford to replace it. 3 of them offered me their old ones And tech support. Greatest People Ever. Unless you're a choosing beggar. ;)

    8. Rey Draco

      Wow, that mom with the tattoo cover-up. Uh, if you are a single mom, that's the last thing you should be worried about spending money on. Sounds like my sister with cigarettes, shopping, and getting her nails done. Plus, you always want to be nice to a person who is putting something permanent on your body. One wrong move and you could go from having a really nice tattoo, to having a terrible tattoo or worse. An offensive one.

    9. charles farber

      Hey just to let you know lol stands for laugh out loud

    10. Jane Berghaus

      Stop using that immature voice. It detracts from the content, which is already entertaining.

    11. FettMan Gaming

      just make your vids age restricted, that way you can just swear my dude lol

    12. Crossuu San

      1st one is kinda like r/entitledparents

    13. Jammy The demon

      i’m beginning to sense a pattern here

    14. GRBTutorials

      Whenever someone says“but my *insert friend or relative* can do it cheaper” after asking you, you instantly can dismiss them as a beggar. If your relative/friend is so good, why don’t you ask him before me?

    15. Core Dream Studios

      Beggers need to be slapped upside the damn head. Nothing is FREE 9/10 ths of the time.

    16. KingCobrai

      Yeah I told my sister I wanted to see her in bed, but she wanted 20 dollars?! What happened to family discounts?

    17. Critter Whisperer

      🤣🤣🤣I saw the MacBook Pro thumbnail. I had to click it. Getting the new one myself. Expensive though ooof

    18. Jessi Williams

      Just wanted to say there is a girl on TikTok begging David Dobrik for a new car. Her name is ellaboyett. In her videos she sounds just like a choosingbegger. vm.tiktok.com/XEf7WL/

    19. J K

      Omg the way you kept saying Helloooo was cracking me up

    20. Bighappy

      I hate it when people say, but you're rich you can afford it!!! No i budget my money for the things i need and save for the things i want. That's all part of my budget. I also take very good care of the things i currently have to keep them looking as new for as long as possible. But i am in no way rich. You want rich? Go talk to bill gates..

    21. M H

      This is one of the better posts. I really appreciate these because it not only shows me that I'm not the only one dealing with absurd people, but that it could always be worse.

    22. darkPegasista

      Kinda disappointed that you didn't read the groom in a heavy German accent

    23. RoséTriedCopyingBom'sVocalsButFailed so bad

      ok but the voiceover is annoying me

    24. devilcorn gaming1234

      One time I encountered a choosing beggar when I was selling something that costed 150$ only pickup Choosing beggars: can you do 100$ with delivery included Me:no

    25. TammTamz

      I’m calling BS on the first one. That sounds staged AF

    26. kitty mom

      Spends 5k on 4 brats but can't pay for a painting fuck that piece of shit. I would say pay me up front for babysitting or I'm not coming. And I would even say I want a deposit incase you stay late and try to take advantage of me.

    27. Turtwlz

      This is my favourite choosingbeggars story by FAR.

    28. HupfDole87

      The first story had a follow up with his wife, her "best friend". That follow up was even worse. Like 10 times worse. That couple is one of the worst "friends" I´ve ever come across. Check it up yourselves, just horrible people!

    29. WelpWhyNot

      Imagine if the choosing begger could leave a comment or review and it was "Zero stars because they wouldn't build me a 6ft village for free" and then everyone who would see it would have visible confusion

    30. #Eaghan Projects

      “Exposure” doesn’t feed my dog

    31. Nigel Pettitt

      I must hear an update about those wedding scum bags. Did the company delete???I absolutely hate people that won't pay others for their work.

    32. F13RY ASASSIN

      8:45 he could’ve just negotiated if he didn’t want to he could’ve said no didn’t have to be so rude

    33. XenoKnight 56

      CB: it's the UniVErsE punishing you... God: Uno reverse!

    34. San bravo

      8:44 i have to say that that was unnecessarily rude just saying

    35. TacDyne

      You really need to leave the names visible on these...

    36. Seebaer

      When at 10:26 i read "German" I just sunk into the floor. We certainly have the most embarassing Karen-type of stereotype one can imagine

    37. Cj Desantis

      Guys just go read Reddit stop supporting these lazy creators who just steal people's posts

    38. D Vigz

      that village story LOLLLLLLLLLL

    39. ZiSt1989

      binging game for you: CB story #1 take a shot everytime that plonker says *'wow'* -> alc poisoning guaranteed! (except if you happen to be an Irish guy, lmao)

    40. Daddy Trump

      I feel like it’s fine to haggle or ask something but if people are pushy or rude after being rejected that’s when I start judging them.

    41. Neil Price

      Premium canvas, what most professional artists use, is bloody expensive. The cheaper stuff you find in hobby shops if for amateur, hobbyists and for training/experimental purposes. The CB from the first post is an idiot, if the canvas is the professional one and it could have easily cost $100 or more "EACH".

    42. Dracul Hemming

      That last post about to wedding photographer had me starting to make my blood boil. During that conversation, I would have told them that I would have given them the best deal I could. This would have been, deposit kept to make up for my staff's time and because you breached contract, and you would have to pay nothing whatsoever. In return, I delete all photographs and videos, and we all go on our merry way.

    43. Johnson Jr

      Time to become choosing beggars share.socialbounty.co/JohnRJ Please click the link and create your account for free money 😆

    44. Bron _

      It's amazing how many choosing beggars are also entitled parents

    45. Krizseiger 2002

      I can't even get trough the first 3 minutes, god how I hate hypocrites

    46. T. Unique

      As an aspiring artist if someone asked me to make them something for free I just make them buy all the materials they think I need to do it and work with it if the artwork look shitty not my problem it yours and also they can't complain because a)it was free. B) they provide the "materials". So far no one complains and they seem to like whatever I draw and they are still giving me alot of exposure which I really don't need since I don't have a business yet but im not complaining. *BTW im not planning on starting a business I just like to draw*

    47. TSprong

      being a single mom is such a silly bargaining pint to be honest. Nowadays 1 third of the children are raised by 1 parent.

    48. Clover’s Videos

      Hi, I’m half assed artist! I will make you art for exposure-sure it won’t be as good as a professional But that’s the whole reason I’m willing to do this for free! I’m still in school and I don’t have to pay rent and I haven’t gone to college so I don’t have debt!

    49. Mylum O'Shinn

      OOooooo.... rslash is adding sound effects to his commentary! sweet! We are getting spoiled.

    50. Mohan RS

      8:45 😂🤣🤣

    51. derGuenter

      "I have a low tolerance for rude people" two minutes earlier he accepted a choosing beggar offer... yeah right

      1. timber72

        Yeah, not that the choosing beggars are even remotely right, but every time someone says something like that, I immediately assume that they're almost certainly rude themselves.

    52. CynicFox

      I swear everyone I hear these stories. Someone always says "I don't get what the big deal is" prove me wrong

    53. Imoblivious

      1:25 Ah, and there's the offer of payment in eXpOsUrE

    54. PassMeThe OxPlease

      🤦‍♂️ air pod tools..yikes

    55. Dehydrated Mango

      So I have something to share with you all. A semi-friend/ex coworker had got a Switch membership and he had the family membership and he added me, free of charge. This was, maybe around some time of September of 2019. Time passes and we don’t really keep in touch and a few days ago (January 2020), I tried playing online when it prompted me to a page saying I needed a membership to enjoy online multiplayer games. Now, if I was a choosing beggar, of course I would hit him up and ask why he took me out of the plan. BUT, instead, I purchased my own membership. No biggie. I didn’t ask him anything because he doesn’t owe me an explanation. It was his account to begin with. And that was that. I wish more people could be like this who are sharing a Hulu/Netflix account and then one day, they no longer have access to it.

    56. More or Less

      WOW

    57. Harry Eaton

      Do they really not realise that if the artist uses "those materials they already have", they now no longer have materials to produce stuff for people who actually pay money? Use the stuff you have and you have to replace it, don't get paid for your work and you have no money to replace them. I doubt the art materials store will take "exposure" as currency.

    58. LemonLime YT

      i'M a SiNgLe MoM gIvE mE uR bAnK AcCoUnT nOw. AlSo GiVe Me Ur HoUsE oR dIe.

    59. ً

      0:42 so why did you even want to be pregnant

    60. Ahlamkin

      On facebook in a local city page someone had literally posted asking for a used tent in good condition for her son that she just kicked out lol. The laptop one on here reminded me of her lol.